The Bed

We're sleeping underneath the bed
 To scare the monsters out
 With our dear daddy's Smith and Wesson
 We've gotta teach them all a lesson
 Don't move
 Don't scream or we will have to shoot
 Stop right where you stand
 We need a chalk outline if you can
 Put your hands where we can see them please
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 We're holding up the lids of our eyes
 And showing just the whites
 "Mary, no one has such small hands
 No, not the wind, not even that"
 Don't move
 Don't scream or we will have to shoot
 Stop right where you stand
 We need a chalk outline if you can
 Put your hands where we can see them please
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 Stop right where you stand
 We need a chalk outline if you can
 Put your hands where we can see them please