Stuck on a Train

From Dagenham Heathway to Upton Park
 Life's peculiar after dark
 Stopped at Aldgate East
 And ran into a priest
 Does it only happen to me
 Tried to leave at Turnham Green
 Packed inside like a sardine
 And at Acton Town
 The chips were down
 When I finally realized
 I'm stuck on a train
 Down here in the underground
 Train
 I gotta get off
 Crossing Bromley-By-The-Bow
 I'm only two years late by now
 And by Chiswick Park
 I made a harsh remark
 When I finally realized
 I'm stuck on a train
 Down here in the underground
 Train
 I gotta get off
 I'm stuck on a train
 Down here in the underground
 Train
 I gotta get off
 I'm stuck on a train
 Down here in the underground
 Train
 I gotta get off
 I'm stuck on a train
 Down here in the underground
 Train
 I gotta get off