Black Friday

When Black Friday comes
 I'll stand down by the door
 And catch the gray men when they
 Dive from the fourteenth floor
 When Black Friday comes
 I'll collect everything I'm owed
 And before my friends find out
 I'll be on the road
 When Black Friday falls
 You know it's got to be
 Don't let it fall on me
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 When Black Friday comes
 I'll fly down to Muswellbrook
 Gonna strike all the big red words
 From my little black book
 Gonna do just what I please
 Gonna wear no socks and shoes
 With nothing to do but feed
 All the kangaroos
 When Black Friday comes
 I'll be on that hill
 You know I will
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 When Black Friday comes
 I'm gonna dig myself a hole
 Gonna lay down in it
 'Til I satisfy my soul
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 Gonna let the world pass by me
 The Archbishop's gonna sanctify me
 And if he don't come across
 I'm gonna let it roll
 
 When Black Friday comes
 I'm gonna stake my claim
 I'll guess I'll change my name