Pretzel Logic

I would love to tour the Southland
 In a traveling minstrel show
 Yes, I'd love to tour the Southland
 In a traveling minstrel show
 Yes, I'm dying to be a star and make them laugh
 Sound just like a record on the phonograph
 Those days are gone forever
 Over a long time ago, oh yeah
 Hey, hey
 I have never met Napoleon
 But I plan to find the time
 I have never met Napoleon
 But I plan to find the time, yes, I do
 'Cause he looks so fine upon that hill
 They tell me he was lonely, he's lonely still
 Those days are gone forever
 Over a long time ago, oh yeah
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 I stepped up on the platform
 The man gave me the news
 He said, "you must be joking son
 Where did you get those shoes?
 Where did you get those shoes?"
 Well, I've seen 'em on the TV, the movie show
 They say the times are changing, but I just don't know
 These things are gone forever
 Over a long time ago, oh yeah
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 Oh, yeah
 Hey, hey
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 Alright, alright