The Little Things You Do Together

JOANNE: It's the little things you do together,
 Do together,
 Do together
 That make perfect relationships.
 The hobbies you pursue together,
 Savings you accrue together,
 Looks you misconstrue together
 That make marriage a joy.
 Mmhmm...
 It's the little things you share together,
 Swear together,
 Wear together
 That make perfect relationships.
 The concerts you enjoy together,
 Neighbors you annoy together,
 Children you destroy together
 That keep marriage intact.
 It's not so hard to be married
 When two maneuver as one.
 It's not so hard to be married,
 And Jesus Christ, is it fun.
 It's sharing little winks together,
 Drinks together,
 Kinks together
 That make marriage a joy.
 The bargains that you shop together,
 Cigarettes you stop together,
 Clothing that you swap together
 That make perfect relationships.
 Uh huh
 Mmhmm...
 FRIENDS: It's not talk of God and the decade ahead that
 Allows you to get through the worst.
 It's, "I do," and, "You don't," and, "Nobody said that,"
 And, "Who brought the subject up first?"
 It's the little things...
 The little things, the little things, the little things.
 The little ways you try together,
 Cry together,
 Lie together
 That make perfect relationships.
 Becoming a cliche together,
 Growing old and gray together
 JOANNE: Withering away together
 FRIENDS: That make marriage a joy.
 HUSBANDS: It's not so hard to be married
 WIVES: It's much the simplest of crimes
 HUSBANDS: It's not so hard to be married
 JOANNE: I've done it three or four times.
 JENNY: It's people that you hate together
 AMY & PAUL: Bait together
 PETER & SUSAN: Date together
 FRIENDS: That make marriage a joy.
 DAVID: It's things like using force together
 LARRY: Shouting till you're hoarse together
 JOANNE: Getting a divorce together
 FRIENDS: That make perfect relationships.
 Uh huh
 Kiss kiss
 Mmhmm...