Carolyn

In this town there's a joke going around
 And everyone says it's you
 They're fazed, they're crazed, they're constantly amazed
 At the thing you say and do
 He lies, he steals, he cheats on you
 And comes back in the end
 You say "man, I'll do anything you want,
 don't leave me again"
 Carolyn, can't you see what you're doing
 Carolyn, step outside of the ruin
 You sit home alone by the telephone,
 Playing it tit-for-tat
 Well, I don't mean to get all in the air
 But I think you're better than that
 He'll hold you down, he'll pin you down
 and make you holler, "When!"
 You say, "man I'll do anything you want
 Don't leave me again" (ch)
 Well I ain't no knight in shining armour
 coming to rescue you
 I'm crazy, I'm lazy and I think you know I get mean
 When i've had a few
 But I'm not the kind to shake you down
 and peck at you like a hen
 C'mon baby, take a walk with me now
 and start all over again (ch)