Hi, My Name Is Stuart

Hi, my name is Stuart
 Would you be my friend?
 Then we could be best pals
 Until the bitter end
 Would you protect me from those guys that kick my ass?
 Every other day in front of my 8: 30 class
 Hi, my name is Stuart
 Would you be my pal?
 Maybe I could up
 With a special gal
 And we could make out in the back seat of my car
 If I played my cards right, we could go real far
 Then I'd have a friend now
 'Cause now I have none
 We could hang out in the museum
 It would be so much fun
 Would you hang with me? We could drink a beer!
 But we'd have to drink it fast 'cause my parents are here...
 Hi, our names our Stuart
 We are your comrads
 We shall band together
 So we can kick some ass
 Nerds of America, we must unite!
 And together we will win this fight!