Statutory Rape

I'm sitting on the floor, looking at the world through a picture window.
 I see a pretty girl, she goes walking by, I decide to follow.
 I run out through the door, couldn't wait no more, tap her on the shoulder.
 She is so pretty and she talks to me, I wish she was older.
 She'll be 16 in May (statutory rape)
 She'll be my girl someday (statutory rape)
 Her dad said stay away (statutory rape)
 I know it's not okay, it's not okay
 I took her to my frat, and I got her drunk, and I slipped her roofies.
 She started talking loud, taking off her clothes, and acting goofy.
 Couldn't help myself, she was looking hot, so I got some tail.
 Now I get it every night from my sweetie Rick, he shares my cell in jail.