Date Rape

Let me tell you 'bout a girl I know
 Had a drink about an hour ago
 Sittin' in a corner by herself
 In a bar in downtown hell
 She heard a noise and she looked to the door
 And saw a man she never seen before
 Light skin, light blue eyes
 A double chin and a plastic smile
 Well, her heart raced as he walked in the door
 And took an empty seat next to her at the bar
 A brand-new car was parked right outside
 "How'd you like to go for a ride?"
 And she said, "Wait a minute, I have to think "
 He said, "That's fine, may I please buy you a drink?"
 One drink turned into three or four
 And they left and got into his car
 And they drove away some place real far
 "Now, babe, the time has come
 How'd you like to have a little fun?"
 And she said, "If we could only please be on our way
 I would not run"
 That's when things got out of control
 She didn't want to, he had his way
 She said "Let's go", he said, "No way
 Come on, babe, it's your lucky day
 Shut your mouth, we're gonna do it my way
 Come on, baby, don't be afraid
 If it wasn't for date rape, I'd never get layin'"
 He finished up, he started the car
 He turned around and drove back to the bar
 He said, "Now baby, don't be sad
 In my opinion, you weren't half bad"
 She picked up a rock, threw it at the car
 Hit him in the head, now he's got a big scar
 Come on, party people, won't you listen to me?
 Date rape stylee
 Next day, she went to her drawer
 Looked up her local attorney-at-law
 Went to the phone and filed a police report
 And then she took the guy's ass to court
 Well, the day he stood in front of the judge
 He screamed, "She lies, that little slut!"
 The judge knew he was full of shit
 And he gave him 25 years
 And now his heart is filled with tears
 One night in jail, it was getting late
 He was butt-raped by a large inmate
 And he screamed
 But the guards paid no attention to his cries
 That's when things got out of control
 The moral of the date rape story
 It does not pay to be drunk and horny
 But that's the way it had to be
 They locked him up and threw away the key
 Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind
 Even though he now takes it in the behind
 That's the way it had to be
 They locked him up and threw away the key
 Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind
 Even though he now takes it in the behind
 Date rape
 Na-na-na-na-na-na
 Na-na-na-na-na-na
 Na-na-na-na-na-na
 La-la-la-la-la-la
 She didn't want to, she didn't want to
 She didn't want to, she didn't want to
 Take it
 Let me tell you 'bout a girl I know
 Had a drink about an hour ago
 Sittin' in a corner by herself
 In a bar in downtown hell
 She heard a noise and she looked to the door
 And saw a man she never seen before
 Light skin, light blue eyes
 A double chin and a plastic smile
 Well, her heart raced as he walked in the door
 And took an empty seat next to her at the bar
 A brand-new car was parked right outside
 "How'd you like to go for a ride?"
 And she said, "Wait a minute, I have to think "
 He said, "That's fine, may I please buy you a drink?"
 One drink turned into three or four
 And they left and got into his car
 And they drove away some place real far
 "Now, babe, the time has come
 How'd you like to have a little fun?"
 And she said, "If we could only please be on our way
 I would not run"
 That's when things got out of control
 She didn't want to, he had his way
 She said "Let's go", he said, "No way
 Come on, babe, it's your lucky day
 Shut your mouth, we're gonna do it my way
 Come on, baby, don't be afraid
 If it wasn't for date rape, I'd never get layin'"
 He finished up, he started the car
 He turned around and drove back to the bar
 He said, "Now baby, don't be sad
 In my opinion, you weren't half bad"
 She picked up a rock, threw it at the car
 Hit him in the head, now he's got a big scar
 Come on, party people, won't you listen to me?
 Date rape stylee
 Next day, she went to her drawer
 Looked up her local attorney-at-law
 Went to the phone and filed a police report
 And then she took the guy's ass to court
 Well, the day he stood in front of the judge
 He screamed, "She lies, that little slut!"
 The judge knew he was full of shit
 And he gave him 25 years
 And now his heart is filled with tears
 One night in jail, it was getting late
 He was butt-raped by a large inmate
 And he screamed
 But the guards paid no attention to his cries
 That's when things got out of control
 The moral of the date rape story
 It does not pay to be drunk and horny
 But that's the way it had to be
 They locked him up and threw away the key
 Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind
 Even though he now takes it in the behind
 That's the way it had to be
 They locked him up and threw away the key
 Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind
 Even though he now takes it in the behind
 Date rape
 Na-na-na-na-na-na
 Na-na-na-na-na-na
 Na-na-na-na-na-na
 La-la-la-la-la-la
 She didn't want to, she didn't want to
 She didn't want to, she didn't want to
 Take it