Vague Rock Song

This is my vague rock song
 Everybody sing along
 This is my vague rock song
 Everybody sing along
 This is my vague rock song
 Everybody sing along
 This is my vague rock song
 Everybody's gotta have one
 This is my vague rock song
 Everybody sing along
 This is my vague rock song
 Everybody's gotta have one
 This is my vague rock song
 Everybody sing along
 Sounds like a little like Biz Markie
 Or Cypress Hill with a little bit of me
 Come on now, everybody dance
 Come on now, everybody dance
 Come on now, everybody dance
 Come on now, everybody dance
 Come on now, everybody dance
 Come on now, everybody dance
 Come on now, everybody dance
 Come on now, everybody dance
 Watch out right here
 You weren't expecting this
 Frank Zappa part
 This little part's gonna be good, this little part's gonna be good
 Let's go to Africa
 Rumble in the jungle
 Ali, boma ye
 Ali, boma ye
 Ali, boma ye
 Ali, boma ye
 Ali, boma ye
 Ali, boma ye
 Ali, boma ye
 Ali, boma ye
 Ali, boma ye
 Ali, boma ye
 Ali, boma ye
 Ali, boma ye
 Ali, boma ye
 Ali, boma ye
 I hope you like my vague rock song
 And that you aren't too terribly bummed
 I hope you like this vague rock song
 I feel it's one that you can hum
 And the words are not too many or too fast
 I feel it's something that everyone can grasp
 You gotta have a vague rock song
 In your catalog that everyone can sing along
 Come on now, everybody dance (Come on)
 Come on now, everybody dance (Come on)
 Come on now, everybody dance (Come on)
 Come on now, everybody dance (Come on)
 Come on now, everybody dance (Come on)
 Come on now, everybody dance (Come on)
 Come on now, everybody dance (Come on)
 Come on now, everybody dance
 Went on a walk today
 Stopped at the gym and I lifted some weights
 I'm middle-aged and feeling out of shape
 Don't wanna look like a California raisin
 It's the natural evolution of life
 Gotta lay off bread, pasta, and white rice
 Gotta get outta bed sometime and break a sweat
 Doc says I need to diet and a steady exercise regiment
 On the way to the studio I stop into a store
 The woman was staring at a TV that was blaring
 I said, "Damn, what's going on?"
 She said, "A chlorine attack in Syria. People are hospitalized and four of them are gone."
 Then a homeless guy came in begging her for food
 He said, "It's hot out here. I'm not a thief. Please, ma'am, can you give me something cool?"
 She stepped away from the cash register
 I walked over to the refrigerator
 She said, "Okay, please pick an ice cream, sir."
 He said, "Thank you, ma'am," and carefully selected a mint-flavored Klondike bar
 I said, "That was nice of you. Where are you from?"
 She said, "Syria
 And that's why the glum look on my face"
 All of a sudden the world got gray
 So quit dancing for at least today
 One minute there's life and love
 Next minute, red valleys of blood
 All of a sudden the world got gray
 So quit dancing for at least today
 One minute there's life and love
 Next minute, red valleys of blood
 So there goes my vague rock song
 I really tried but there's wars going on
 And Syrian grocery clerks with sad looks in their eyes
 Having interactions with homeless guys
 So there goes my vague rock song
 You no longer need to sing along
 Try to do something nice today
 Send your a lover a nice bouquet
 Of flowers and say "I love you"
 Though I gave it my best try
 I learned that I'm not a vague rock guy