Shoot Doris Day

Shoot Doris Day
 Out of the way
 In the pouring rain
 Sentimentality pause
 As Jimmy Stewart ignores
 Her Question
 People never stay the same
 It's a fight between the
 Wild and tame
 I've some feelings that
 I can't get through
 Even to you my friend
 Wasting away in vain
 Oh! Mercy
 Victor Panache
 Lost his moustache
 In a P.R. war
 Public relationship tears
 no one would touch him
 For years
 People never stay the same...
 Rushing around in vain
 Don't tempt me
 People never stay the same
 It's a fight between the
 Wild and tame
 I've some feelings that
 I can't get through
 But those feelings never
 Bothered you
 People never stay the same
 It's a fight between the
 Strong and lame
 I've some feelings that
 I can't get through
 I'll just binge on crack
 And tiramisu
 Animals don't stay the same
 I've some feelings that
 I can't get through
 Without turning to a
 Military coup