WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong

Oh, hi Christian
 Hi! Why is it so dark in here?
 Well, you'll find out later
 See that mark I have on the rug there?
 Yes
 Well, go stand on it
 Okay
 Okay, what do you see?
 You
 You know, I have magical powers and all I have to do is a little twiddling down here
 And now what do you see?
 You're turning into a skeleton
 Yes
 While you're out there settling
 I will turn to a skeleton
 All you've ever longed for is relevance
 I'm bursting at the seams with elegance
 Some might say I'm heaven sent
 I just say they're full of shit, 'cause
 I never asked for this
 We never asked
 We never asked for this
 Now nobody wants me
 Now nobody wants me
 Now nobody wants me
 Now nobody wants me
 Now nobody wants me
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 And in spite of the fact that I have disappeared
 And am now in the neverlether world
 Can you hear me alright?
 Yes, I still can
 Okay, good
 And I also have enough magical powers
 To return to everyday life, watch
 Wow, you're coming back
 Yes, and now I'm back whole again, right?
 Right