Helena Won't Get Stoned

I'm out on a bender
 Drink too much I might get you
 You're out on a bender too
 Sleep through the morning
 Sheets of mine invite me
 You sleep through the morning too
 And it's only right
 You should stay the night
 Or stay a month or two
 But Helena won't get stoned
 Helena won't get stoned
 I think it's part of her Catholic education
 Helena won't get stoned
 For good measure these chains
 I wear they chafe me
 Just for pleasure sure
 Our Lady of the Rockies
 Sweet virgin bliss surround me
 Sportin' walkie-talkies, yeah
 You got your ears on baby
 My soft old lady
 Leave your past behind
 But Helena won't get stoned
 Helena won't get stoned
 I think it's part of her Catholic education
 Helena won't get stoned
 And it's only right
 You should stay the night
 Or stay a month or two
 But Helena won't get stoned
 Helena won't get stoned
 I think it's part of her Catholic education
 Helena won't get stoned