Mr. Flutter

Well, I'm in a mess
 and I need a friend
 I've been thinkin' 'bout success
 and how the story might end
 but with friends like these
 who needs enemies?
 They've been lurking around
 I see them coming down
 and
 Here comes Mr. Flutter
 He and Mrs. Dread, well, they love each other
 Gonna build a haunted house
 and be my father and mother
 They're tyin' the knot
 in the middle of my gut
 and they both want kids
 so there's one in the oven
 They've picked out a name
 (he's called "little Nothin'")
 I think he was born to be
 my kissin' cousin
 He's pullin' the chain
 in the middle of my brain
 Well, I'm tryin' to write a song
 but I don't have the words
 and my kids need a doctor
 but I'm not insured
 and my wife she looks pale
 she got the check in the mail
 and it's not the amount
 we were thinkin' about
 I got a friend on high
 and he feels my pain
 but I still got this dust
 flowin' through my veins
 and I wanna have faith
 and I wanna know grace
 but it's hard to break through
 when the rent's overdue