Signs - Live

And the sign says "long hair freaky people need not apply"
 So I put my hair under my hat and I went in to ask him why
 He said you look like a fine outstanding young man I think you'll do
 So I took off my hat I said "Imagine that Huh Me working for you"
 Signs Signs
 Everywhere there's signs
 Fucking up the scenery
 Breaking my mind
 Do this, don't do that
 Can't you read the sign
 And the sign says "Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight"
 So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house, Hey! What gives you the right
 To put up a fence And keep me out Or to keep Mother Nature in
 If God was here He'd tell it to your face Man You're some kind of sinner
 Signs Signs
 Everywhere there's signs
 Fucking up the scenery
 Breaking my mind
 Do this, don't do that
 Can't you read the sign
 Oh Say now mister Can't you read
 You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
 You can't watch No You can't eat You ain't supposed to be here
 And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh
 And the sign says "Everybody welcome Come in Kneel down and pray"
 But then they passed around a plate at the end of it all
 And I didn't have a penny to pay
 So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign
 I said Thank you Lord for thinking about me I'm alive and doing fine
 Signs Signs
 Everywhere there's signs
 Fucking up the scenery
 Breaking my mind
 Do this, don't do that
 Can't you read the sign
 Signs Signs
 Everywhere there's signs
 Fucking up the scenery
 Breaking my mind
 Do this, don't do that
 Can't you read the sign