Signs - Live At The Trocadero / 1990

And the sign says: Long hair freaky people need not apply
 So I put my hair under my hat and I went in to ask him why
 He said: You look like a fine outstanding young man
 I think you'll do
 So I took off my hat I said: Imagine that, huh, me working for you
 Signs, signs
 Everywhere there's signs
 Fucking up the scenery
 Breaking my mind
 Do this, don't do that
 Can't you read the sign?
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 And the sign says: Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight
 So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house
 Hey, what gives you the right?
 To put up a fence and keep me out
 Or to keep mother nature in
 If God was here he'd tell it to your face
 Man you're some kind of sinner
 Signs, signs
 Everywhere there's signs
 Fucking up the scenery
 Breaking my mind
 Do this, don't do that
 Can't you read the sign?
 Oh, say now mister, can't you read?
 You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
 You can't watch, no, you can't eat
 You ain't supposed to be here
 And the sign says: You got to have a membership card to get inside
 Huh
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 And the sign says: Everybody welcome, come in and kneel down and pray
 But then they passed around a plate at the end of it all
 And I didn't have a penny to pay
 So I got me a pen and paper and I made up my own fucking sign
 I said: Thank you Lord for thinking about me, I'm alive and doing fine
 Oh, signs signs
 Everywhere there's signs
 Fucking up the scenery
 Breaking my mind
 Do this, don't do that
 Can't you read the sign?
 Signs, signs
 Everywhere there's signs
 Fucking up the scenery
 Breaking my mind
 Do this, don't do that
 Can't you read the sign?