Been Hiding

I went to the shop
 The shopkeeper said
 "Just point at what you want"
 I went to the shop
 The shopkeeper's mad
 So I'll think at the store front
 I don't even know all that I know I should
 But in the shop all the shopping's good
 Just point at what you want
 Pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam
 I went to the playwright
 Tried to get a part
 To be a thespian
 I went to the playwright
 Just to get a part
 A maid or a plebeian
 I'll wear all black all day
 You'll be my only friends
 Benign eccentrics of a thespian
 Well, I'd rather stay hidden
 Pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam
 Please help me, Dan Treacy
 Please help me, Dan Treacy
 Please help me
 I've been hiding
 Been hiding
 I went to the courthouse
 Went to the court
 To see the magistrate
 I went to the courthouse
 Went into the court
 In a haze of fey complaints
 I don't even know what a magistrate does
 But he took my money because
 Because of the wonderful things that he does