Attacked By Snakes!

Night falls and I'm taken by sleep
 Hot air blows up balloons in my dreams
 Ding-dong rings the bell
 Something's at the door
 So I put on my slippers
 And I creep across the floor
 For the door from hence I heard
 Another ding dong
 I peep through the door hole
 But something's very wrong
 As on my porch
 There are thousands of snakes
 Ready to strike
 I feel queasy and
 My knees start to shake
 My perilous fate
 I see no escape as serpents lay seige
 To my country estate
 The Devil must have opened up hell's gates
 and called up millions of snakes
 To take me from this place
 Big ones Little ones
 Fat ones Skinny ones
 Protect me from their venomous drug
 That springs from the needles of fangs
 Attacked by Snakes
 By Snakes
 So many snakes
 You could fill the grate lakes
 With snakes
 Ha ha ha run
 I try to hide
 But snake bites on my face testify
 I've been attacked by snakes
 By snakes so many snakes
 It would take a thousand crates
 To contain the snakes after me
 I'd rather be burned at the stake
 Than be attacked by snakes
 Welcome to my world
 Or should I say this land of snakes
 Serpents lie and wait
 At every take my knees quake
 As my life these snakes invade
 Snake invaders show their fangs
 On the snake parade
 My perilous fate
 I see no escape
 As my family prays and waits
 I fight them off with
 Shovels and rakes and
 Bats and phones
 But I just can't seem
 To shake these bones
 That slither from the dark
 To destroy my home
 (Chorus)
 One snake, Two snake
 Are there any more?
 There's two more
 Knocking at my door...