Cat With 2 Heads!

Science brings gifts of convenience
 To the modern man
 Modern man then continues
 Continues to expand
 But what happens when
 Man creates something oh so wrong?
 Nature fights back in a big way
 Good heavens, what have I done?
 I kept it in a box
 I watched it grow a lot
 It chewed right through the lock
 And ate all the new kids on the block
 The scientist creates a beast
 In a secret laboratory
 Nature plots revenge
 It's blood that it seeks
 That's where we begin our story
 The cat with two heads
 Whoa, the cat with two heads
 The cat with two heads
 Whoa, the cat with two heads
 College brought education
 To this privileged man
 High school diploma
 Science major with a government grant
 Four years later, an experiment
 To mutate domestic pets
 It turned into a nightmare
 So lock your doors
 Hide your hot dogs
 This cat's obsessed
 I kept it in a box
 I watched it grow a lot
 It chewed right through the lock
 And ate all the new kids on the block
 Society's been so good to me
 My parents paid for my college education
 Majoring in biotechnology
 Created a beast and now it's after me
 I was in my laboratory
 Creating what I thought would be - well-
 Something great for the world:
 A two-headed cat!
 You could pet one kitty's head
 And pet the other kitty's head
 But little did I know the power of atomic energy
 Would create a two-headed man-eating monster!
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 The cat with two heads
 Whoa, the cat with two heads
 The cat with two heads
 Whoa, the cat with two heads
 The cat with two heads
 Whoa, the cat with two heads
 The cat with two heads
 Whoa, the cat with two heads
 Two heads - of terror!