Powdered Milk Man!

I am powdered milk man!
 The wind blows and I see dust
 A cloud of white upon the horizon
 My pallet knows, this is a bust
 Breakfast is wrecked
 For the chidren of the nation
 These cheerios, soggy and tainted
 Have gone to waste in
 This milk of devastation.
 Taste is based
 From the bones of zombies
 The dust is ground
 It's not safe to eat or drink
 When powdered milk's around!
 Call in the troops
 Cause here's a scoop
 For you and your group
 There's a drink around town
 And it tastes like poo
 The man in the tin suit
 Bearing bitter fruit
 Breakfast cereal turns to soup
 Tastes like puke
 Oh no!
 It's the Powdered Milk Man
 Oh no!
 Holding the Powdered Milk can
 The super villain comes a creepin'
 When you're sleepin'
 And must be stopped anyway we can
 You stand before me I will defeat you
 You will not break me I will not take you
 You're just another unearthly poison
 Someone will stop you
 You and your kind, step back!
 Whoa ho ho ho Powdered Milk Man
 Whoa ho ho you must die!
 Whoa ho ho ho, Powdered Milk Man
 Whoa ho ho ho whoa!
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 You stand before me I will defeat you
 You will not break me I will not take you
 You're just another unearthly poison
 Someone will stop you
 You and your kind, step back!
 Whoa ho ho ho Powdered Milk Man
 Whoa ho ho ho you must die!
 Whoa ho ho ho Powdered Milk Man
 Whoa ho ho ho you must die!
 Whoa ho ho ho Powdered Milk Man
 Whoa ho ho ho you must die!
 Whoa ho ho ho Powdered Milk Man
 Whoa ho ho ho he must die!