Frontier Psychiatrist

Is Dexter ill, is Dexter ill, is Dexter ill, is Dexter ill today?
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 No Mr. Kirk, Dexter's in school
 I'm afraid he's not, Miss Fishpaw
 Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand
 And the Baltimore County school board have decided to
 Expel Dexter from the entire public school system
 Why, Mr. Kirk, I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy
 But surely, expulsion is not the answer!
 I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer
 It's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane
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 (That boy needs therapy) Psychosomatic
 (That boy needs therapy) Purely psychosomatic
 (That boy needs therapy) Lie down on the couch!
 What does that mean?
 You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
 What does that mean? (That boy needs therapy)
 I'm gonna kill you (That boy needs therapy)
 Ranagazoo, let's have a tune
 Now when I count three
 That-, that-, that-, that-, that-, that bo- boy needs therapy
 He was white as a sheet
 And he also made false teeth
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 Avalanches is above, business continues below
 Did I ever tell you the story about
 (Cowboys!) M-m-midgets, the Indians and-
 Fron- frontier psychiatrist
 I felt strangely hypnotised
 I was in another world, a world of twenty- twenty thousand girls
 And milk! Rectangles, to an optometrist
 The man with the golden eyeball
 And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin
 I promise my girlfriend I'd- The violin (Violin, violin...)
 Frontier psychiatrist
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 Frontier psychiatrist
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 Frontier, frontier, frontier
 Frontier psychiatrist
 (That boy needs therapy) Psychosomatic
 (That boy needs therapy) Purely psychosomatic
 (That boy needs therapy) Lie down on the couch
 What does that mean?
 You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
 What does that mean? (That boy needs therapy)
 I'm gonna kill you (That boy needs therapy)
 Ranagazoo, let's have a tune
 Now when I count three
 That-, that-, that-, that-, that-, that bo- boy needs therapy
 He was white as a sheet
 And he also made false teeth
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 Frontier psychiatrist
 Can you- Can you think of anything that talks
 O- other than a person?
 A-, a-, a-, a-, a-, a bird? (Yeah!)
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 Sometimes a parrot talks
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 Yes, some birds are funny when they talk
 Can you think of anything else?
 Uh, a record? (Record? Record? Record?)