I Never Fail To Deliver The Mail

I never fail to deliver the mail,
 I never fail to deliver the mail
 Tyrone the mailman, Tyrone the mailman, Tyrone the mailman does not fail!
 When you need to send a letter,
 or send a card or even better
 A birthday gift to show you ca-are,
 I'm the guy who gets it there!
 I never fail to deliver the mail,
 I never fail to deliver the mail
 Tyrone the mailman, Tyrone the mailman, Tyrone the mailman does not fail!
 Not rain or snow or gloom of night, mosquito bites or a busted light
 Nor smelly smells or scary sounds
 will keep me from my postal rounds
 An envelope or package, a parcel or a box,
 or a 53-pound bag of dirt and bricks and rocks
 The size, it doesn't matter, the weight, I just don't care
 As long as there's a postage stamp, the mailman gets it there!
 I never fail to deliver the mail,
 I never fail to deliver the mail
 Tyrone the mailman, Tyrone the mailman, Tyrone the mailman does not fail!