4% Pantomime - Remastered

The management said they were sorry
 For the inconvenience you are suffering
 And Mr. booking agent, please have mercy
 Don't book the jobs so far apart
 We went up to Griffith Park
 With a fifth of Johnny Walker Red
 And smashed it on a rock and wept
 While the old couple looked on into the dark
 Oh-oh, Richard
 Tell me if it's poker
 Oh-oh, Richard
 Tell me, who's got the joker, is it poker
 Deuces wild, like an only child
 I'll see what you got, how much is in the pot
 You pay the tips, I'll collect the chips
 It's a full house tonight, everybody in town is a loser
 Yeah, you bet
 The dealer's been dealing me bad hands
 From the bottom of the deck, without the slightest blush
 And I don't know whether to call or check
 But right now I feel like I got a royal flush
 And my lady didn't show from 'Frisco
 But we had to go on with the show, everybody got stoned
 It was a gas, it was a smash
 Everybody got wrecked, checked
 Oh-oh, oh-oh
 Oh, Belfast cowboy
 Lay your cards on the grade
 Oh, Belfast cowboy
 Can you call a spade a spade?
 Oh, Richard
 Tell me (tell me), tell me is the game poker
 I can't understand who the fool is that holds this joker
 Is it poker?
 Ooh, Belfast cowboy
 Lay your cards down on the table
 Ooh-ooh, Belfast cowboy
 Do you think you're able
 Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
 Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
 Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
 Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
 Oh, Belfast cowboy
 Lay your cards on the grade
 Oh, Belfast cowboy
 Did you know, did we get it made?