The Ballad Of John And Yoko - Remastered 2009

Standing in the dock at Southampton
 Tryin' to get to Holland or France
 The man in the mac said, "You've got to go back"
 You know, they didn't even give us a chance
 Christ, you know it ain't easy
 You know how hard it can be
 The way things are going
 They're going to crucify me
 Finally made the plane into Paris
 Honey mooning down by the Seine
 Peter Brown called to say
 "You can make it OK
 You can get married in Gibraltar, near Spain"
 Christ, you know it ain't easy
 You know how hard it can be
 The way things are goin'
 They're going to crucify me
 Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton
 Talking in our beds for a week
 The newspapers said, "Say what you doing in bed?"
 I said, "We're only trying to get us some peace"
 Christ, you know it ain't easy
 You know how hard it can be
 The way things are goin'
 They're going to crucify me
 Saving up your money for a rainy day
 Givin' all your clothes to charity
 Last night the wife said, "Oh boy, when you're dead
 You don't take nothing with you but your soul
 Think"
 Made a lightning trip to Vienna
 Eating chocolate cake in a bag
 The newspapers said, "She's gone to his head
 They look just like two gurus in drag"
 Christ, you know it ain't easy
 You know how hard it can be
 The way things are goin'
 They're going to crucify me
 
 Caught the early plane back to London
 50 acorns tied in a sack
 The men from the press said, "We wish you success
 It's good to have the both of you back"
 Christ, you know it ain't easy
 You know how hard it can be
 The way things are goin'
 They're going to crucify me
 The way things are goin'
 They're going to crucify me