The Ballad Of John And Yoko - Remastered 2015

Standing in the dock at Southampton
 Tryna get to Holland or France
 The man in the mac said "You've got to go back"
 You know they didn't even give us a chance
 Christ you know it ain't easy
 You know how hard it can be
 The way things are goin'
 They're gonna crucify me
 Finally made the plane into Paris
 Honeymoonin' down by the Seine
 Peter Brown called to say: "You can make it ok
 You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain"
 Christ you know it ain't easy
 You know how hard it can be
 The way things are goin'
 They're gonna crucify me
 Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton
 Talkin' in our beds for a week
 The newspeople said: "Say what're you doin' in bed?"
 I said: "We're only try to get us some peace"
 Christ you know it ain't easy
 You know how hard it can be
 The way things are goin'
 They're gonna crucify me
 Savin' up your money for a rainy day
 Givin' all your clothes to charity
 Last night the wife said: "Oh, boy when you're dead
 You don't take nothin' with you, but your soul, think"
 Made a lightnin' trip to Vienna
 Eatin' chocolate cake in a bag
 Newspaper said "She's gone to his head
 They look just like two gurus in drag"
 Christ you know it ain't easy
 You know how hard it can be
 The way things are goin'
 They're gonna crucify me
 Caught the early plane back to London
 Fifty acorns tied in a sack
 The men from the press said: "We wish you success
 It's good to have the both of you back"
 Christ you know it ain't easy
 You know how hard it can be
 The way things are goin'
 They're gonna to crucify me
 The way things are goin'
 They're gonna to crucify me