Mr. Chandler

Now I must have a word with
 Mr. Chandler
 Your ticket has been modified, Mr. Chandler
 The K has been changed
 Crudely to a T
 It is my obligation, my responsibility
 Kim could your wife; she could be your sister
 Such is my life
 I must inform you Mister
 Chandler
 Mr. Chandler
 You've got a fraudulent ticket
 A fraudulent ticket, Mr. Chandler
 Mr. Chandler
 You've got a fraudulent ticket
 At last we got to Winnipeg
 Manitoba
 Drive into the wilderness
 And played the show
 We found a pair of boats
 And rowed out on that lake
 Fired up four smoky treats
 Joked about the day
 Kim could be your niece
 Your Aunt
 Your daughter
 We howled like ghouls on that cool black water
 Chandler
 Mr. Chandler
 You've got a fraudulent ticket
 A fraudulent ticket, Mr. Chandler
 Mr. Chandler
 You've got a fraudulent ticket
 I cannot let you fly
 I cannot let you fly
 (Flight 144 to Saskatchewan boarding now)
 Mr. Chandler...