Sunglasses After Dark

I got somethin' to say to you and you better listen
 I'mma tell ya how to be cool in one easy lesson
 Go!
 Sunglasses after dark
 Ahh, they're so sharp
 And you'll be cool
 And the squares'll drool
 It's real simple
 Sunglasses after dark
 Woo, they're so sharp
 Listen to this
 Went out last Saturday night
 Got myself in a knife fight
 Everybody got cut includin' me
 'Cause there wasn't one of those cats could see
 We had sunglasses on
 See, we were wearin' SAD
 I was hangin' around on the street
 When this great big guy ran right into me
 I could hardly make him out, everything was so dim
 But then I seen what was wrong with him
 He was wearin' sunglasses after dark
 Sunglasses after dark
 Woo, they're so sharp
 Sunglasses after dark
 Woo, it's so simple
 It really is, hey
 Where am I, by the way?
 Oh, yeah