Mudslide

This ain't no double entendre
 This ain't no euphamism
 This is real life
 I'm describing a natural disaster
 Mudflow
 Land mass
 Shifting beneath our feet
 Houses
 Floating on down the street
 Debris, wreck and ruin bubbling along like butter would not melt
 Deluge neverending and the rain drops never cease to pelt
 Mudslide
 It's hard to see the upside of a mudslide
 I simply can't abide this deadly mudslide
 Way down deep inside I hate you, mudslide
 Mudslide
 Neighbours
 Thus far I have managed to avoid
 Flounder
 As they're drawn deep down into the watery void
 
 Gestriculating wildly, but it's awkward so I wave ta-ta
 But their distanct cries of anguish play havoc with my cha-cha
 Mudslide
 It's hard to see the upside of a mudslide
 I simply can't abide this deadly mudslide
 Way down deep inside I hate you, mudslide
 Mudslide
 Somewhere under the mudflow way down low
 There lies my dear beloved gazebo
 Mudslide
 It's hard to see the upside of a mudslide
 I simply can't abide this deadly mudslide
 Way down deep inside I hate you, mudslide
 You know what this is?
 It's a fookin' mudslide