Zero

Well I can hear him snoring over the phone
 Leaves boring messages on my machines
 He's talkin' to me but there's nobody home
 He don't go mano thinks that it's obscene
 You're a zero on my rock-o-meter
 You wanna get hot go turn on the heater
 Let's go 6-5-0
 Hey hey baby you're a zero
 Yeah yeah you're nobody's hero
 You're always drinkin beer-o
 You look just like a gyro
 You're a zero baby you're a zero
 He wants to check it check it out with me
 He's never even been to Valley Faire
 Sorry baby cause i'm too busy
 His mom writes his name on his underwear
 You're a zero on my rock-o-meter
 You wanna get hot go turn on a heater
 Let's go 6-5-0
 Hey hey baby you're a zero
 Yeah yeah you're nobody's hero
 You're always drinkin beer-o
 You look just like Bob Deniro
 Yeah yeah baby you're a zero