Watson on Your Side

Are you Sherlock Holmes
 like you've been claiming?
 And blaming all your charm on elementary.
 Well I see kinks in your memory
 two or three.
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 True I think you're cute
 in a pull my pigtails kind of way.
 But if you're really him
 Well, then I'll chance to be
 the Watson by your side
 and never second guessing.
 Never be your Moriarty
 unless you agree.
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 Well I think you're swell
 If all my friends just weren't around.
 So are you Sherlock Holmes
 like you've been claiming?
 And blaming all your charm on elementary
 Well I see kinks in your memory
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 True I think you're cute.
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 Well, I think you're swell
 in an off-colored way that makes my days go.
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