The Boy With The Perpetual Nervousness

There's a kid I know but not too well
 He doesn't have a lot to say
 Well this boy lives right next door and he
 Never has nothin' to say
 It doesn't seem like he does anything
 He never helps out in the yard
 He lets his mother carry in groceries
 Cause he doesn't plan to work too hard
 The boy next door is into better things
 As far as I can see
 The boy next door is into bigger things
 The boy next door is me
 All right
 Well he's not like the boys we used to have
 Not like them at all - oh no
 Those ones made their parents proud
 This one beats 'em all
 The boy next door is into better things
 As far as I can see
 The boy next door is into bigger things
 The boy next door is me
 Yeah