Dead Girlfriends Can't Break Up With You

Dead girlfriends can't break up with you!
 Dead girlfriends can't break up with you!
 Dead girlfriends can't break up with you!
 Dead girlfriends can't break up with you!
 Yesterday you said you need to talk
 You're leaving me and it's all my fault
 But I won't let you go
 I've got a secret, something you don't know
 In my closet I've got an axe,
 Once you're gone, there's no coming back
 Call me filthy, nothing's new
 But dead girls can't break up with you
 I just need someone to hold
 I don't care if her skin is cold
 Life's more fun, when she's dead
 Shags real well, but she can't give head
 Your screams can't make me deaf
 Because there's nothing left