Uncle Skit

Adrianna!
 Adrianna
 ¿Qué pasó, papi?
 Nada
 ¿Cuando me vas a llevar a TJ para puedas conocer mis padres?
 El proximo semana
 Mentiroso
 Haha! Nah, I'm for real
 Hey, you seen my uncle today?
 Yeah, he over there talking to Pedro about some money he owes him
 Aight, call him for me
 Terrel! Chuck over here looking for you!
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 Hey, hey, hey, hey
 What's happening with it nephew?
 Wassup unc?
 You know, everything and everything, you dig, I'm just chilling, what's happening with you?
 Just came here to check on you and mama
 Oh, well man, you know it's always a beautiful thing when you see your nephew in the neighborhood
 You dig
 I'm just sliding through, man
 Yeah, well dig I heard you been over there in that studio with Dr. Dre Land down them cold "ya dig's"!
 Haha!
 Yeah man, we been over there gettin' it in
 Well, you know
 Just let 'em know one thing, Jack
 I got a multi-billion dollar idea to go with that billion dollar check
 Pull my shirt tail while I ain't wearing no coat
 Yeah I'ma tell him
 But dig this here man I hear you've been having woman problems
 Over there what's happenin'?
 Naw man, you know I...
 Come on nephew, don't start
 Don't start, dig this here
 Always remember
 A woman is w-o-m-a-n
 Anything that a man
 Can attribute a woman can as well
 So remember
 Woman before man
 Ya gotta do it
 Haha! Aight man, I love you unc
 I love you too nephew
 Work it daddy! Hahaha
 You be safe out here unc!
 You already know it nephew, I'ma be safe
 I got that Ox with me, you dig, and I'll fade em all, hoppers, coppers, women and Teeny Boppers
 Aight I'm out OG
 Be cool young blood!