Cracklins

Thirty-one days my fingers feel like rain
 This jail was built on cracklins and cocaine
 Policemen knocked me down and then charged me
 With smokin' and inciting vagrancy
 Yes he did yes he did
 Chicken sneezed eatin' my cracklins
 Butterercup bloomin' in the badlands
 Kaboom kaboom piss on the curses
 Hospital kiss all the nurses
 I got to find some weed and some wine
 I have just got to find some trouble sometime
 Them Navasota troopers ran me down
 Escorted me right out of town
 For cherry pickin' squirrels and feedin' dogs
 And dreamin' of Jamaica in a fog
 Yes I did yes I did
 Chicken sneezed eatin' my cracklins
 Butterercup bloomin' in the badlands
 Kaboom kaboom piss on the curses
 Hospital kiss all the nurses
 I got to find some weed and some wine
 I have just got to find some trouble sometime
 Them Mississippi state police chased me
 Pascagoula all the way to Metarie
 I robbed a federal bank with a rack of ribs
 A jar of sauce some white bread and a bib
 Yes I did yes I did
 Chicken sneezed eatin my cracklins
 Butterercup bloomin' in the badlands
 Kaboom kaboom piss on the curses
 Hospital kiss all the nurses
 I got to find some weed and some wine
 I have just got to find some trouble sometime
 I was eatin' cracklins as the Feds were closin' in
 They watched the water as my car went rollin' in
 The dragged the river and notified my next of kin
 But brother pigs do fly and so can a man
 When he's full of fried pork skins