Lower 48

Florida shakes in the mystery of numbers
 Pan handlers cookin them road kill wings
 Texas drinks from 1100 springs
 Cotton mouth and the copperhead are king
 Nebraska asks if you're up to the task of
 Corn in a basket what ya gonna say
 California likes to kill ther gov'ners
 In a pool of blood on a super highway
 Montana's cold as the titties on witches
 Freeze yer fine hairs and yer britches too
 Minnesota is a site in the summer
 But a Louisiana ditch is just another bayou
 Aladambama and Mississippi do
 Muggy in the summer and Christmas too
 Oklahoma is a dirty red mean
 Native American slot machine
 Ate the fuzz off a Georgia peach
 South Carolina I learned to preach
 Married my cousin up in Arkansas
 Married two more when I got to Utah
 Virgina, West Virginia, Kentucky, Tennessee
 Vermont, Delaware, Missouri
 Illinois, Indiana, Wyoming, Rhode Island
 Pennsylvania, Arizona, North Carolina
 Michigan, Maine, Maryland, Idaho
 Connecticut, Massachussets, Ohio
 Nevada, Wisconsin, Oregon
 Kansas, Iowa, Washington
 New Hampshire, New York, New Jersey, New Mexico
 North Dakota, South Dakota, Colorado
 Wake up lads, we're runnin late
 Rackin my rig in the Lower 48