Tex - Mex Mile

Well the south congress whores they is a movin' on down the line
 They moved the cinema west down to Interstate 35
 The Ho's got their Johns following single file
 The aint't good lookin' but they got that freaky style
 Down on the tex-mex and tattoo Pakistani package mile
 They got a thing down there that makes an angry young man mild
 And if you go down there and smoke out yer gonna leave with a smile
 Down on that tex-mex and tattoo pakastani package mile
 I hear the police sirens they're whining every night
 From south first and west mary all the way down to Ben White
 Ol' Tom Ables used to say with an impish smile
 "Brother, sit back and listen to the south Austin lullaby"
 I lost 10 years down there smoking that Pachuca weed
 I was Rip Van Winkle but I thought I was Apollo Creed
 I couldn't find my dingo boots, hell I couldn't even find my feet
 I kept a waking and a baking even though it was mostly seeds