Show Me Your Hands

Ma'am, I need you to take a step back
 You're facing the law, not the clerk at The Gap
 Yeah, we're cops
 Yeah, we're cops
 You'd better shape on up
 You better empty out all of them pockets
 But don't empty out all of them pockets
 Yeah, we're cops
 Yeah, we're cops
 And we make sense
 Show me your hands!
 Show me those jazz hands
 Get 'em up or you'll end up in cuffs
 Show me your hands
 Show me those jazz hands
 Or I might
 Be inclined
 To shoot you up
 You go forty in a thirty-five
 Check your mirror, you'll find hell has arrived
 'Cause we're cops
 Yeah, we're cops
 We're up in your shi-et
 Kathy lost her cat in a tree
 Contact Fire, not the HFPD
 'Cause we're cops
 Yeah, we're cops
 Her cat is dead!
 Show me your hands
 Show me those jazz hands
 Get 'em up or you'll end up in cuffs
 Show me your hands
 Show me those jazz hands
 Or I might
 Be inclined to shoot you
 Step away from the vehicle
 Step away from the vehicle
 Get back in the vehicle
 Get back in the vehicle
 Slowly get out of the vehicle
 Slowly get out of the vehicle
 Do the things I say, I'm a cop
 Step away from the vehicle (Get those hands up) {whee-yoo, whee-yoo}
 Step away from the vehicle (Get those hands up) {whee-yoo, whee-yoo}
 Get back in the vehicle (Put those hands up) {whee-yoo, whee-yoo}
 Get back in the vehicle (Put those hands up) {whee-yoo, whee-yoo}
 Slowly get out of the vehicle (Get those hands up)
 Slowly get out of the vehicle (Get those hands up)
 Do the things I say (Up, down!)
 I'm a cop!
 9-1-1, emergency call
 Got a 4-1-1, at a shopping mall
 Better pack your heat and utility belt
 Any mall rats comin' in hot, they'll melt
 Sarge, that's your wife on the 9-1-1
 What that bitch want, Sarge
 She wants to snug
 Grab your nine millimetre and a doughnut bucket
 Want my badge number
 Put in your mouth and suck it!
 Oh, Sam, please stop! I'm your wife, just talk to me, baby!
 Show me your hands (ba-pa-ra-ba-ra)
 Show me those jazz hands (ba-pa-ra-ba-ra)
 Get 'em up or you'll end up in cuffs (ba-pa-ra-ba-ra)
 Show me your hands (uh-ba-pa-ra-ba-ra)
 Show me those jazz hands (ba-pa-ra-ba-ra)
 Or I might
 Be inclined
 To shoot you