Catch 22

They'll get you when you're young
 They'll teach you how to be a man (Stand up!)
 Romanticizing (Bigger and better!)
 But it's never enough, is it?
 And you're damned if you do
 And you're damned if you don't
 Let's celebrate anyway
 Just do what you do
 What you do what you do
 What you do what you do
 What you do what you do
 What you do
 And do it for me too
 Once you come to accept
 The vague sense of defeat
 Eating away inside
 You're a pig in a pen waiting
 To face the knife
 Down, down, down!
 And you're damned if you do
 And you're damned if you don't
 Let's celebrate anyway
 Just do what you do
 What you do what you do
 What you do what you do
 What you do what you do
 What you do
 And do it for me too
 We don't need another hero
 Not another fool that you can drain and tear to shreds
 Oh strip him down
 Sell him back to that
 From which he came
 Ever so embarrassing
 Someone to connect the pieces
 Someone who will speak his mind
 Someone who will carry what we're all afraid to really say
 How infuriating and obscene
 Apologetic in absurdum
 No-one wants to feel
 And you're damned if you do
 And you're damned if you don't
 Let's celebrate anyway
 Just do what you do
 What you do what you do
 What you do what you do
 What you do what you do
 What you do
 And do it for me too