Lady Shoes - Single Version - Live

There's a girl, playing her piano, there's a little girl, playing her big piano
 While her mother gives her an enema, while her mother
 While her mother gives her an enema, while her mother
 And then the daddy comes in and jacks off on the piano, and jacks off on the piano
 And jacks off on the piano, and jacks off on the piano
 Meanwhile, the local maternity ward, nurse comes in with a great big sledgehammer
 She kills all the little babies, destroys the monitoring system
 Says she got some time to stick around
 She calls the doctor, said look what I've done
 She calls the doctor, said look what I've done
 She calls the doctor, said look what I've done
 Doctor comes in, pops a boner and jacks off in her cap
 And then the motel manager comes by
 And takes a little shit in his hand, and then he takes a little shit in his hand
 And then he takes a little shit in his hand
 And the he puts it on like lipstick, lipstick, he puts it on like lipstick, lipstick