High Gear

Loading up my truck
 A big teen wheeler
 Carryin' lots of candy cane
 Stockin' up more than a mistletoe
 Ask anybody that you want
 Ask any cat that you happen to know
 Well I drink more eggnog than malt liquor
 I'm gonna get you with that cocoa
 That's right man
 Clearing off my driveway
 Using lots of rock salt
 Dead racoon and a possum
 Spread out all over the asphalt
 That's when I see those little tiny reindeer
 Caught up in the glare of my headlights
 Well I put on my gloves and I took that pill
 I'm gonna shift it through to high gear
 That's right
 Yeah
 Up in high gear baby
 Ah! High gear
 Up in high gear
 High gear!
 Oh!
 Lost all control
 Way up in a snow drift
 Hot coffee in my lap
 Thinking about a law suit
 If you ever see me coming
 You better get on the side of the road
 Baby I won't stop to think for one god damn second
 'Cause I'm carrying such a heavy load
 That's right man