Normal as the Next Guy

Fieger-Averre
 Normal as the next guy
 I'm normal as the next guy
 What makes you think I'm not huh
 I eat a balanced breakfast in the morning
 I drive a late model american car
 And when I come home
 I come home from work
 How 'bout that weather eh
 Interesting tornadic activity
 And who are you to say
 What is normal and what is not
 'Cause I'm normal
 Normal as the next guy
 I'm normal
 I'm normal
 Normal as the next guy
 Alright
 I'm normal as walter cronkite
 I'm normal as ghandi
 I'm normal as idI amin
 I'm normal as eydie gorme
 And when I come home
 I come home from work
 I'm as normal as the wright brothers
 I'm as normal as dr. joyce brothers
 And who are you to say
 What is normal and what is not
 'Cause I'm normal
 Normal as the next guy
 I'm normal
 I'm normal
 Normal as the next guy
 I'm normal as the next guy
 I'm as normal as betty crocker
 I'm as normal as jarvis cocker
 I'm as normal as chris rock
 I'm as normal as jacques chirac
 I'm normal as jacques villeneuve
 I'm normal as jacquille o'neil
 I'm as normal as eugene o'neill
 I'm as normal as white bread
 I'm as normal as fred astaire
 I'm as normal as fred flintstone
 Wilma let me in Wilma
 Dino get back here sammy frank
 I'm one standard deviation of the mean
 I'm normal as the next guy
 Normal as the next guy