Being Around - Alternative

If I was in the fridge, would you open the door?
 If I was the grass, would you mow your lawn?
 If I was your body, would you still wear clothes?
 If I was a booger, would you blow your nose?
 Where would you keep it? Would you eat it?
 I'm just tryin' to get myself a reason for being around
 If I was the front porch swing, would you let me hang?
 If I was the dance floor, would you shake your thing?
 If I was a rubber check, would you let me bounce up and down inside your bank account?
 Would you trust me not to break you?
 I'm just tryin' really hard to make you notice me being around
 If I was a haircut, would you wear a hat?
 If I was a maid, could I clean your flat?
 If I was the carpet, would you wipe your feet
 On time to save me from mud off the street?
 If you like me, if you love me
 Would you get down on your knees and scrub me?
 I'm a little grubby from just being around