The Augur's Tale

It's the ancient tale of the evil chinaman,
 that crossed the sea with his gun and secret plan
 To take over the USA, he's gonna try it again today
 He'll turn the whole world into China if he gets his way
 It's the ancient tale of the chinaman man,
 that crossed the sea with his gun and secret plan
 Well the east tries to beat the west and it doesn't matter who's the best
 He's the oriental armageddon that'll lay the whole world to rest
 Chinaman, machine gun in his had
 Chinaman, crossed the sea with a secret plan
 Chinaman, machine gun in his had
 Chinaman, crossed the sea with a secret plan
 Ch-Ch-Chinaman