Such Little Nonbelievers

Uncriticizable you
 Unadorned, therefore not poorly adorned
 We're fighting smiling irish, they say that we
 Look good in uniform, and mais oui!
 So good you couldn't pry the cold dead fingers
 Of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders free
 We're action at a distance, we're forces
 They say we're cute when we're mad, and we are!
 So cute there's not an animation product in Japan
 We don't outsparkle by far
 Don't try to tell me we weren't inches away
 From turning the tables and using what used you and me
 Courtney, such little nonbelievers, aren't we?
 Courtney, are you sure all your problems were me?
 Courtney, I think we missed our chance to be free
 You're finding focus now, your big project is
 Finding the perfect way to leave me
 And everybody needs their own big project
 Time that's set aside for something stress-free
 Will you be eating ice cream three meals a day?
 Will tango music play? Will he be better than me?
 Courtney, such little nonbelievers, aren't we?
 Courtney, are you sure all your problems were me?
 Courtney, I think we missed our chance to be free