Are You Having a Good Time?!?!

This is one more song about rock 'n' roll
 By Elton John or Billy Joel
 And the good die young
 But they're already old and boring
 This is The Eagles Greatest Hits
 It'll sell out completely in an hour and a bit
 And I don't want to be there
 When the fans hit the shit, adoring
 The greatest hits and memories
 From the 1960s and 70s
 And it's all good music and it's all good times
 And this is rock 'n' roll, so everything rhymes
 This is the new hit single from The Rolling Stones
 For the young at heart and the old at home
 And it's top of the charts
 And middle of the road and awful
 This is Mr. Eric Clapton
 Unplugged, off drugs and back in action
 His hair is gray
 And his record's platinum, fourfold
 More of your favorites and much more variety
 The best of the 80s and the worst of the 90s
 It's all good times and it's all good music
 And everything rhymes, almost
 This is the title track from our forthcoming album
 It's a load of crap, but we'll still sell them
 And Michael Gudinski and Molly Meldrum
 If they wanna come knocking on our door, they're welcome
 As long as they don't mind when we tell them
 Fuck off