I Wish I Had an Evil Twin

I wish I had an evil twin
 Running 'round doing people in
 I wish I had a very bad
 And evil twin to do my will
 To cull and conquer, cut and kill
 Just like I would
 If I weren't good
 And if I knew where to begin
 Down and down we go
 How low no one would know
 Sometimes the good life wears thin
 I wish I had an evil twin
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 My evil twin would lie and steal
 And he would stink of sex appeal
 All men would writhe
 Beneath his scythe
 He'd send the pretty ones to me
 And they would think that I was he
 I'd hurt them and I'd go scot free
 I'd get no blame and feel no shame
 'Cause evil's not my cup of tea
 Down and down we go
 How low one would not need to know
 All my life there should have been
 An evil twin