The Nun's Litany - Alternate Vocal Version

I want to be a playboy's bunny
 I'd do whatever they asked me to.
 I'd meet people with lots of money,
 and men would love me like I loved you.
 I want to be a topless waitress,
 I want my mother to shed one tear.
 I'd throw away this old sedate dress
 slip into something a tad more shear.
 I want to be an artist's model
 An odalisque au naturel
 I should be good at spin the bottle
 While I've still got something left to sell
 I want to be a cobra dancer
 With little willie between my thighs
 I may not find a cure for cancer
 But I'll meet plenty of single guys.
 I'd like to be a brothel worker,
 I've always been treated like one.
 If I could be a backstreet lover,
 I'd make more money and have more fun.
 I want to be a dominatrix
 which isn't like me, but I can dream.
 Learn S&M and all those gay tricks
 and men will pay me to make them scream
 I want to be a porno starlet
 For that I'll wait till mom is dead
 I'd see my name in lights of scarlet
 And get to spend everyday in bed
 I want to be a tattooed lady,
 Dedicated as I am to art.
 Characters bold, complex, and shady
 Will write my memoirs across my heart