Sweet 16

Don't get caught on the moving sidewalk
 I noticed people thought they were on tv
 I saw a friend was moving up to me
 But I don't know his name
 Because down here we're all just the same
 And stopped into the airport lobby
 I saw a waitress taking off her clothes
 Oh tell me anything that I don't know
 And I'll tell you the same
 4 foreign vowels in a kid's board game
 There must be something here I'm missing
 I am the spider and the centipede
 I don't want anything that I don't need
 But I want you to go beside the sidewalk buried in the snow
 I'm walking away with my hands in the air and I know it's not fair
 But I know just what you mean
 I hope I get to see my sweet 16
 I'm walking away with my hands in the air and I know you don't care
 Do you know just what I mean?
 I hope I get to see my sweet 16
 Where are you going Mr. Spider?
 I brought a toothbrush and a switchblade comb
 I left my girlfriend and I left my home
 And I went off to sea
 Beside the sidewalk and the cherry tree
 I want a garden and a family