Don't Know How To Party

I've heard all the stories, the failure and glories
 I haven't had either
 Boast and toast I'm the best and I'm a mess
 I know I'm not neither
 Thought I was down as far as any man could go,
 Thought my highs were giant size
 I know now that's not so
 I know you heard, know you heard, know you heard,
 Don't believe a word, not a word, one word
 It's been overblown, the truth should be known
 'til now I couldn't see
 Put my cards on the table while I'm still able,
 I guess I really don't know how to party
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 It's blown out of whack,
 The truth is what's lacking, 'til now I couldn't see
 The long and the short I'd like to report,
 I guess I really don't know how to party
 Really don't by any shape or form
 Whether straight up in the sunshine
 or passed out in the storm
 Don't know how but now I know I don't
 Will it help me out? No, it probably won't
 Ten nine ain't no hero number one at bad behavior
 Five, four, three, two, what? not zero
 Don't go counting on a savior
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 I was playing it safe when I'd fall on my face
 Entertainment was what I was after,
 Harmless fun, no damage done
 I was out and about for the laughter
 Thought I was some-thing
 Really something no one was gonna touch
 Ace in the place, kingpin of sin I didn't know too much
 Don't believe everything you've heard,
 Don't believe a solitary word
 It's been overblown, the truth should be known,
 'til now I couldn't see
 Put my cards on the table while I'm still able
 I guess I really don't know how to party
 Really don't by any shape and form
 Whether straight up in the sunshine
 or passed out in a storm,
 Don't know how but now I know I don't
 Will it help me out, no it probably won't
 I don't have a notion and I don't have a clue,
 An iota or an inkling where to start or what to do
 The foggiest, the faintest, the slightest I ain't got
 Will it help me out?
 Nah, probably not