Who's Got The Crack

There's no such thing as a harmless joke
 There's no such thing as a gentle toke
 There's no such thing as Panama Jack
 Who's got the crack?
 Who's got the crack?
 Who's got the crack?
 Who's got the crack?
 I am a goat in a moat
 With a boat
 Who's got the crack?
 Who's got the crack?
 Who's got the crack?
 Who's got the crack?
 I like it when my hair is poofy
 I like it when you slip me a roofie
 I like it when you've got the crack
 Who's got the crack?
 Who's got the crack?
 Who's got the crack?
 Who's got the crack?
 I wanna be a hippie
 But I forgot how to love
 It's hard to be a garbage man
 When the sailor stole my glove
 I wanna be reckless
 But I'm feeling so uptight
 Put your mama in a headlock, baby
 And do it right
 Who's got the crack?
 Who's got the crack?
 Who's got the crack?
 Who's got the crack?
 Who's got the crack?